My WiFi Isn’t Slow, It’s Susegad – Funny Goan Canvas Wall Art | Konkani Humour Matte Stretched Canvas

Funny Goan canvas wall art carrying the perfect excuse: my WiFi isn’t slow, it’s susegad. Made for the wall above a desk that isn’t being used very hard.

Anyone who has waited for a page to load in a Goan village knows the feeling. The connection isn’t broken. It isn’t slow, exactly. It’s susegad — taking its own sweet time, in its own good order, and it will get there when it gets there.

Susegad is the Goan word for an unhurried, contented way of living, borrowed from the Portuguese sossegado. Applying it to broadband is either a complaint or a compliment, depending entirely on your mood.

Where it belongs
A home office, a study, a co-working corner, or a guest room where people will ask for the password. A funny housewarming present and a gentle warning to visitors.

Product features

 - Matte stretched cotton-poly canvas, printed with GREENGUARD Gold–certified latex inks
 - FSC-certified radiata pine inner frame, 1.25" profile
 - Non-toxic, non-flammable latex inks for vivid, lasting colour
 - Soft rubber dots and hanging hardware included on the back
 - Slight size tolerance of +/- 1/8"

Care
 - Gently wipe with a clean, damp cloth if any dust gathers.

A few questions, answered

What does “Susegad” mean?
Susegad is a Goan Konkani word for a relaxed, contented, unhurried approach to life — from the Portuguese sossegado. Applied here, generously, to internet speeds.

Who is it for?
Goans, anyone who’s worked remotely from Goa, and every houseguest who has ever asked for the WiFi password and then waited. A good gift for the family member who blames the router.

What is Konkani?
Konkani is the official language of Goa, on India’s west coast, spoken by Goans and Mangaloreans all over the world. Every KBTQ design carries a little of it — because a language lives when people use it, wear it, and laugh in it.