My WiFi Isn’t Slow, It’s Susegad – Funny Goan T-Shirt | Konkani Humour Unisex Tee

A funny Goan t-shirt with the only acceptable excuse for bad broadband: my WiFi isn’t slow, it’s susegad.

Anyone who has waited for a page to load in a Goan village knows the feeling. The connection isn’t broken. It isn’t slow, exactly. It’s susegad — taking its own sweet time, in its own good order, and it will get there when it gets there.

Susegad is the Goan word for an unhurried, contented way of living, borrowed from the Portuguese sossegado. Applying it to broadband is either a complaint or a compliment, depending entirely on your mood.

For the slow connection and the slower afternoon
Wear it while working from a beach shack, hand it to the friend who complains about your internet, or give it to anyone who’s learned that Goa runs on its own clock.

Product features

 - Heavy cotton unisex tee — classic fit, no side seams
 - Ribbed knit collar with taped neck and shoulders
 - Sizes S–5XL, true to size (size up for a relaxed fit)
 - Printed with non-toxic, water-based inks
 - Machine washable — the print stays put

Care
 - Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print.

A few questions, answered

What does “Susegad” mean?
Susegad is a Goan Konkani word for a relaxed, contented, unhurried approach to life — from the Portuguese sossegado. Applied here, generously, to internet speeds.

Who is it for?
Goans, anyone who’s worked remotely from Goa, and every houseguest who has ever asked for the WiFi password and then waited. A good gift for the family member who blames the router.

What is Konkani?
Konkani is the official language of Goa, on India’s west coast, spoken by Goans and Mangaloreans all over the world. Every KBTQ design carries a little of it — because a language lives when people use it, wear it, and laugh in it.